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CODE   🔋 12:01 AM

LANDO CALRISSIAN

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NONAH #002

MESSAGE
"You've reached the personal comm unit of Lando Calrissian. I'm not here right now, so leave a message."

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[pickledturncoat]

The local government, which clearly goes out of its way to torment me, has deemed that I am singularly equipped to be a bug handler at some bug place, in which I have no intention of ever setting foot.

[bespin]

[ An eyebrow raises. ] Because of the spider thing? I suppose that might make you well-suited for the position.

Though your temperament around bugs, on the other hand.

[pickledturncoat]

Considering how unsuited I am for the 'spider thing,' the fallacy in that reasoning goes beyond any known system of measurement.

[For which the entire blame falls on the government, not Lando for pointing it out.]

[bespin]

The porter's got a sense of mischief when assigning these powers, alright. Did you know I can give people facial hair with a touch?

[pickledturncoat]

How absurd. Anyone? Females too?

[bespin]

Anyone. Remind me to tell you about the time I gave this petite blonde a full beard.