Cuddlr

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LANDO CALRISSIAN (34) I'm a maker of deals and breaker of hearts, and you're all looking beautiful tonight. Swipe right for a good time. 😘

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[corelliansmuggler]

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You old smoothie.

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Han, old buddy! When did they drag you in?

[corelliansmuggler]

Oh, I just got pulled into this mess couple days ago. Still trying to figure things out.

I'm sure you're just flourishing in a place like this, huh?

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What's there to figure out? You see someone you like, you ask them if they want to get close.

I'm doing alright. Already set up shop managing one of the pleasure clubs here.

[corelliansmuggler]

So it's that easy?

I don't know, I'm not so sure Leia would like the sound of that.

Of course you have. Why am I not surprised?

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Never thought I'd see you tied down so easily.

And besides, what Leia doesn't know can't hurt her.

[gbpp]

{Run; 'cuddlr script'}
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That's quite a resume you've got there.

[gbpp]

Just the tagline.

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The so-called elevator pitch?

[gbpp]

Takes you all the way up.

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[ Why would anyone want to break a heart? That sounds illogical. ]

[causational]

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Wow, your profile sounds kind of like a bio on a dating game show.

[A few moments later, in a separate text.]

In a good way!

[bespin]

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So you're saying it's cheesy, but a good cheesy?

Competitive, huh? You any good at cards?

[causational]

Exactly. :)

Not bad at poker, and for anything else I'm a quick learner.

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I keep hearing about poker. One of these days I'm going to have to learn it. In the mean time, I'll stick with sabacc.

So what does a competitive dectective & boxer do around here for fun?

[causational]

It's a good game. I'll teach it to you, if you teach me sabacc. I've never heard of it.

Honestly? I'm not sure yet. I only arrived a few days ago, and I'm still trying to get the lay of the land. The only thing I've really found is an ice cream shop and all the best places to get fancy beer.

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You've got yourself a deal.

I wasn't aware beer could be fancy. Maybe you should teach me about that, too.

[causational]

Great. Now all we need is a time and place.

Oh, I could definitely teach you about that. It's what I meant by microbrew. Specialty stuff, and some people get really into it, almost like wine tasting. I'm not that sophisticated though, I won't lie.

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Do these microbrews of yours come to go or do we have to go out? To pick the time and place.

[causational]

Most microbreweries have a to-go option. I'm going exploring looking for good ones tomorrow, maybe I could drop by with a couple six-packs afterward and we could play some cards?

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I like that. You bring your poker deck and I'll be here with my sabacc deck.

[mistaken]

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I mean I'll be honest, I'm looking for friendship, but I feel like I need to acknowledge that that's probably the smoothest pick up line I've seen in a long time. Maybe ever.

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Friendship is fine by me. You're a little younger than I usually go for, anyway. And thank you, the "line" has gotten me the desired attention, so far.

[lassoes]

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You advertise breaking hearts? I'll have to be careful around you.

[bespin]

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I'll have to be extra careful not to break yours; it seems to be already taken by this McCoy fellow.

[lassoes]

True enough. I hope it doesn't dissuade you?

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So long as I don't have to fight the doctor for you. I've met the man, and I don't think I'd like to hurt him.

[lassoes]

You wouldn't. Often times we share our meals, if you'll pardon the crudeness.

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For a face like yours there's not a lot I wouldn't pardon.

So, would you be interested in sharing a meal with a man like me? That can be as crude or not as you'd like.

[lassoes]

I would. You can choose the vulgarity.

Come by sometime? The doctor will be in.

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Dinner for three? You're sure you don't need to run this by the doctor first?

[thetactleneck]

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[Is this real? Is this smooth motherfucker really Lando Calrissian? Be cool, Archer. Bucket list item number 47 aside...]

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I like your look. And your phrasing.

[cosmik]

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i am LOVING your LOOK!!!!!

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Thank you! I'd say I'm loving yours back but I'm not sure which one to love.

[cosmik]

all of them are good imho

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I don't know what "imho" means, [ Someone teach grandpa how to internet! ] but I'll agree with you there.

You wouldn't be the first shape changer I've met. You're not clawdite, are you?