It's a good game. I'll teach it to you, if you teach me sabacc. I've never heard of it.
Honestly? I'm not sure yet. I only arrived a few days ago, and I'm still trying to get the lay of the land. The only thing I've really found is an ice cream shop and all the best places to get fancy beer.
Oh, I could definitely teach you about that. It's what I meant by microbrew. Specialty stuff, and some people get really into it, almost like wine tasting. I'm not that sophisticated though, I won't lie.
Most microbreweries have a to-go option. I'm going exploring looking for good ones tomorrow, maybe I could drop by with a couple six-packs afterward and we could play some cards?
I mean I'll be honest, I'm looking for friendship, but I feel like I need to acknowledge that that's probably the smoothest pick up line I've seen in a long time. Maybe ever.
Friendship is fine by me. You're a little younger than I usually go for, anyway. And thank you, the "line" has gotten me the desired attention, so far.
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You old smoothie.
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Han, old buddy! When did they drag you in?
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I'm sure you're just flourishing in a place like this, huh?
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I'm doing alright. Already set up shop managing one of the pleasure clubs here.
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I don't know, I'm not so sure Leia would like the sound of that.
Of course you have. Why am I not surprised?
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And besides, what Leia doesn't know can't hurt her.
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That's quite a resume you've got there.
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[ Why would anyone want to break a heart? That sounds illogical. ]
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Wow, your profile sounds kind of like a bio on a dating game show.
[A few moments later, in a separate text.]
In a good way!
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So you're saying it's cheesy, but a good cheesy?
Competitive, huh? You any good at cards?
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Not bad at poker, and for anything else I'm a quick learner.
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So what does a competitive dectective & boxer do around here for fun?
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Honestly? I'm not sure yet. I only arrived a few days ago, and I'm still trying to get the lay of the land. The only thing I've really found is an ice cream shop and all the best places to get fancy beer.
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I wasn't aware beer could be fancy. Maybe you should teach me about that, too.
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Oh, I could definitely teach you about that. It's what I meant by microbrew. Specialty stuff, and some people get really into it, almost like wine tasting. I'm not that sophisticated though, I won't lie.
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I mean I'll be honest, I'm looking for friendship, but I feel like I need to acknowledge that that's probably the smoothest pick up line I've seen in a long time. Maybe ever.
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Friendship is fine by me. You're a little younger than I usually go for, anyway. And thank you, the "line" has gotten me the desired attention, so far.
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You advertise breaking hearts? I'll have to be careful around you.
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I'll have to be extra careful not to break yours; it seems to be already taken by this McCoy fellow.
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So, would you be interested in sharing a meal with a man like me? That can be as crude or not as you'd like.
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Come by sometime? The doctor will be in.
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[Is this real? Is this smooth motherfucker really Lando Calrissian? Be cool, Archer. Bucket list item number 47 aside...]
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I like your look. And your phrasing.
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i am LOVING your LOOK!!!!!
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Thank you! I'd say I'm loving yours back but I'm not sure which one to love.
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You wouldn't be the first shape changer I've met. You're not clawdite, are you?