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𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠 ℂ𝕒𝕝𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕒𝕟 ([personal profile] bespin) wrote2016-01-25 05:04 pm

Cuddlr


LANDO CALRISSIAN (34)
I'm a maker of deals and breaker of hearts, and you're all looking beautiful tonight. Swipe right for a good time. 😘
       

YES



NO
corelliansmuggler: (Default)

[personal profile] corelliansmuggler 2016-03-01 12:45 am (UTC)(link)


You old smoothie.
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[personal profile] corelliansmuggler 2016-03-01 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I just got pulled into this mess couple days ago. Still trying to figure things out.

I'm sure you're just flourishing in a place like this, huh?
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[personal profile] corelliansmuggler 2016-03-01 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
So it's that easy?

I don't know, I'm not so sure Leia would like the sound of that.

Of course you have. Why am I not surprised?
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[personal profile] gbpp 2016-04-30 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
{Run; 'cuddlr script'}
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[personal profile] gbpp 2016-04-30 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Just the tagline.
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[personal profile] gbpp 2016-04-30 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Takes you all the way up.
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[personal profile] mindmeld 2016-06-12 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)


[ Why would anyone want to break a heart? That sounds illogical. ]
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[personal profile] causational 2016-08-03 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)


Wow, your profile sounds kind of like a bio on a dating game show.

[A few moments later, in a separate text.]

In a good way!
causational: (satisfaction)

[personal profile] causational 2016-08-03 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly. :)

Not bad at poker, and for anything else I'm a quick learner.
causational: (in jokes)

[personal profile] causational 2016-08-04 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a good game. I'll teach it to you, if you teach me sabacc. I've never heard of it.

Honestly? I'm not sure yet. I only arrived a few days ago, and I'm still trying to get the lay of the land. The only thing I've really found is an ice cream shop and all the best places to get fancy beer.
causational: (flirty tease)

[personal profile] causational 2016-08-04 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Great. Now all we need is a time and place.

Oh, I could definitely teach you about that. It's what I meant by microbrew. Specialty stuff, and some people get really into it, almost like wine tasting. I'm not that sophisticated though, I won't lie.
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[personal profile] causational 2016-08-05 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Most microbreweries have a to-go option. I'm going exploring looking for good ones tomorrow, maybe I could drop by with a couple six-packs afterward and we could play some cards?
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[personal profile] mistaken 2016-08-08 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)


I mean I'll be honest, I'm looking for friendship, but I feel like I need to acknowledge that that's probably the smoothest pick up line I've seen in a long time. Maybe ever.
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[personal profile] lassoes 2016-09-24 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)


You advertise breaking hearts? I'll have to be careful around you.
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[personal profile] lassoes 2016-09-24 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
True enough. I hope it doesn't dissuade you?
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[personal profile] lassoes 2016-09-24 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't. Often times we share our meals, if you'll pardon the crudeness.
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[personal profile] lassoes 2016-09-24 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I would. You can choose the vulgarity.

Come by sometime? The doctor will be in.
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[personal profile] thetactleneck 2016-11-19 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)


[Is this real? Is this smooth motherfucker really Lando Calrissian? Be cool, Archer. Bucket list item number 47 aside...]

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[personal profile] cosmik 2016-11-28 11:45 am (UTC)(link)


i am LOVING your LOOK!!!!!
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[personal profile] cosmik 2016-12-10 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
all of them are good imho