Think I can get my own cigar, thanks. [Well, this has definitely shaken him, if he's calling instead of texting at a reasonable (for him) time and his own casual demeanor sounds deeply strained.] Stang. Never thought I'd see the day.
Yo, Lando, can you tell me exactly what a "Disco Dan's House of Moves" is, and why it burned down? [Was it Hux? Tell him it was Hux, then maybe Finn will let him punch him again.]
[ left in lando's mailbox is an envelope with a handpainted invitation inside: ]
[ written on the back of the invitation is a gps location in the shenandoah valley and a comment: You won't see the house at first, but don't worry, it's just warded. When you get close enough, you'll see the gate; the wards are set to let you through. ]
Indeed I do. Ugnaught Moving Company, serving all four Porter cities! I'm always in the market for capable hands. What sort of skills do you bring to the table?
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bet you a coffee I can keep the cab from breaking down for a week
[Han it is half past one in the morning.]
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You always start late night conversations this way?
Even the fancy expensive coffees they have here aren't worth that bet.
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also, have a little faith in me, I've figured out how to keep the suspension from getting all kriffed up. besides, I fixed the Falcon up.
[With Chewbacca's help.]
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How are you doing, kid?
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I'm all right. Sorry I haven't contacted you before this. Everything slammed at me as soon as I stepped off the porter.
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Hey, Lando? You know that guy calling me and Luke out on the network? [A long sigh.] Seems like he's my future kid.
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Well, kriff. Do I need to get you a cigar?
[ When in doubt, approach the situation with levity. He's more concerned about whether they need to worry about this future kid. ]
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in a good cause
- cassian
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might be the way to let luke sleep without han being sat on by k-2
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How about you?
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[ written on the back of the invitation is a gps location in the shenandoah valley and a comment:
You won't see the house at first, but don't worry, it's just warded. When you get close enough, you'll see the gate; the wards are set to let you through. ]
[text, after obi-wan's post]
[He's so tired of this Skywalker drama, honestly.]
I ALMOST LOST THIS TAG I'm so mad
What's the occasion this time? The Jedi business I've seen on the network?
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[text at a reasonable time of day holy shit]
and now the last thing I remember from home is telling you not to scratch my ship
you didn't, right????
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That was a day ago for me.
I mean, a day ago before I got here.
[ No comment on the ship's condition in that one day's time. Han didn't need that radar dish on the top, right? ]
Took you long enough to get back. I was starting to get worried.
[ Starting to? More like he's been losing sleep all month. ]
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