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LANDO CALRISSIAN

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"You've reached the personal comm unit of Lando Calrissian. I'm not here right now, so leave a message."

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[vanto]

He refused to join me for arts and crafts class. I'm deeply wounded.

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[bespin]

It's for the best, honestly. That man has no skill with a paintbrush.

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[vanto]

All he needs is a little practice.

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[bespin]

He doesn't have the patience for that kind of thing.

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[vanto]

Which is why him trying would be rather hilarious.

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[bespin]

Hey, if you're in it more for the show than for the arts and crafts, who am I to judge you?

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[vanto]

You're supposed to help me.

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[bespin]

Help you get Han into an arts & crafts class? No, I know a losing gambit when I see one.

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[vanto]

Fair enough, I'll just douse his taxi in glitter to help him appreciate arts & crafts.

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[bespin]

You do that, and this conversation never happened. I need plausible deniability.